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Offline Rodders

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Eye of the Beholder
« on: November 21, 2017, 14:16 »
At a recent wedding in Essex, I whispered to the bloke next to me, "Isn't the bride a right ugly dog?"

He said, "Do you mind, that's my daughter you're talking about!"

I hastily said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know you were her father."

"I'm not," he replied, "I'm her mother."

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Re: Eye of the Beholder
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2017, 19:36 »
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