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Windows PCs & Software: Help, News & Discussion / Re: CID Image
« Last post by Simon on July 21, 2017, 22:16 »
I don't think I've ever had or seen one, Den.  According to Zap next door, some email clients may not be able to open it.   :dunno:
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Windows PCs & Software: Help, News & Discussion / Re: CID Image
« Last post by Den on July 21, 2017, 20:34 »
No, I'm afraid not. I can't contact the guy who sent it until Monday and I need to access it now before my customer phones me.  :cry:
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Windows PCs & Software: Help, News & Discussion / CID Image
« Last post by Den on July 21, 2017, 17:48 »
I have received a cid image attachment that I require to open but the bloke who sent it has logged off for the weekend. Any thoughts on opening it within Windows 10.
 
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Agricultural Hints & Tips: #43
« Last post by Clive on July 20, 2017, 13:20 »
 :pmsl:
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Agricultural Hints & Tips: #43
« Last post by Simon on July 20, 2017, 09:14 »
 ;D
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The Laughter Zone / Agricultural Hints & Tips: #43
« Last post by Rodders on July 20, 2017, 00:38 »
I recently spent 7,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull, which I then put out with the herd, but he just ate grass all day and wouldn't even so much as look at a cow.  In fact I was beginning to think I'd actually got a pretty poor deal and had paid more than he was worth, so I had the Vet come out to check him over.  He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly still a little bit young.  Anyway, he gave me some pills to administer once a day.

What an amazing difference!  Within two days he'd started to service the cows -- all the cows.  Then he broke down the fence and serviced all of my neighbour's cows.  He's like a machine!  I have absolutely no idea what was in those pills the Vet gave him, but they taste a bit like peppermint.
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Men!
« Last post by davy51 on July 18, 2017, 23:43 »
 8-) 8-)
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Teacher Arrested
« Last post by Simon on July 18, 2017, 15:41 »
:hehe:
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The Laughter Zone / Teacher Arrested
« Last post by Clive on July 18, 2017, 13:51 »
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator....
 
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
 
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
 
...Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
 
As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."
 
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Trump said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes."
 
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.
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