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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: mistybear on September 06, 2008, 15:12
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Unnecessary Knowledge
1- Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
2- 50% of female polar bears also have a penis.
3- An adult giraffe's kick is so powerful that it can decapitate a lion.
4- The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
5- Turtles can breathe through their butts
6- Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
7- 45% of Americans don't know that the sun is a star.
8- Every year approximately 2,500 left-handed people are killed by using object or machinery designed for right-handed people.
9- The brain continues sending electrical wave signals for 37 hours after death
10- Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
11- In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.
12- Every clock in Pulp Fiction shows 4.20pm.
13- More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
14- Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels.
15- On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.
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6- Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
That's two. ;D :scoot:
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6- Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
and would be turning in his grave with that grammar... :o:
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50% of female polar bears also have a penis.
Umm... wouldn't that be because they're male polar bears? :)x
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Best of both worlds really. ;D
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Best of both worlds really. ;D
too much information.
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7- 45% of Americans don't know that the sun is a star.
That will presumably be the same 45% that believe theres a god that created the world in 7 days then :laugh:
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Which probably includes the next VP. ;D
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That's two. ;D :scoot:
:sigh: :smartarse: ;)
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Umm... wouldn't that be because they're male polar bears? :)x
I think they have to female first to qualify, as it states also, so one would assume that they have both. I wonder if they can get pregnant by themselves, that would be handy. :leer: ;D
Best of both worlds really. ;D
too much information.
They say it pays to advertise, especially when you reach Clive's age. :)x
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I wonder if they can get pregnant by themselves, that would be handy. :leer: ;D
Multiple orgasms take on a whole new meaning... :o:
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Come again?
Don't mind if I do. ;)
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:clever:
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I remember those days! ;D
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That's some memory you've got, Clive. ;D :scoot:
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128K RAM is quite sufficient Rik. :D
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That's a lot of sheep, Clive. ;D
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So many sheep, so little time...
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And they're all Rams. ':|
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So very horny, then... :o:
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Not at the moment, but thanks for asking. ;)
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Good manners were drilled into me as a youngster. My parents names were Black and Decker. ;D
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Black and Decker, a girls best friend. Lady, have you seen these attachments........ :o
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The first brand of power tools I remember my father buying we from Wolf, the drill was called a Wolf Cub. Strange sort of marketing decision...
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Haven't heard of Wolf power tools down this way.
There was a joke some years back about power tools having a vibrating effect, hence the "have you seen these attachments". ;)
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You need an SDS hammer drill, MB. ;)