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Title: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: mistybear on September 06, 2008, 15:12
                                                         Unnecessary Knowledge


1- Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

2- 50% of female polar bears also have a penis.

3- An adult giraffe's kick is so powerful that it can decapitate a lion.

4- The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

5- Turtles can breathe through their butts

6- Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

7- 45% of Americans don't know that the sun is a star.

8- Every year approximately 2,500 left-handed people are killed by using object or machinery designed for right-handed people.

9- The brain continues sending electrical wave signals for 37 hours after death

10- Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

11- In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.

12- Every clock in Pulp Fiction shows 4.20pm.

13- More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

14- Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels.

15- On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: Rik on September 06, 2008, 15:47
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6- Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

That's two. ;D :scoot:
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: sam on September 06, 2008, 15:50
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6- Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

and would be turning in his grave with that grammar...  :o:
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: Simon on September 06, 2008, 16:32
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50% of female polar bears also have a penis.

Umm... wouldn't that be because they're male polar bears?  :)x
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: Clive on September 06, 2008, 21:04
Best of both worlds really.   ;D
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: sam on September 07, 2008, 00:05
Best of both worlds really.   ;D

too much information.
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: Sandra on September 07, 2008, 00:26
                                                       
7- 45% of Americans don't know that the sun is a star.


That will presumably be the same 45% that believe theres a god that created the world in 7 days then  :laugh:
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: Clive on September 07, 2008, 08:31
Which probably includes the next VP.   ;D
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: mistybear on September 07, 2008, 08:42
That's two. ;D :scoot:

 :sigh:    :smartarse:    ;)
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: mistybear on September 07, 2008, 08:49
Umm... wouldn't that be because they're male polar bears?  :)x

I think they have to female first to qualify, as it states also, so one would assume that they have both. I wonder if they can get pregnant by themselves, that would be handy.  :leer:   ;D


Best of both worlds really.   ;D
too much information.

They say it pays to advertise, especially when you reach Clive's age.  :)x
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: Rik on September 07, 2008, 12:05
I wonder if they can get pregnant by themselves, that would be handy.  :leer:   ;D

Multiple orgasms take on a whole new meaning...  :o:
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: mistybear on September 07, 2008, 12:13
Come again?















































Don't mind if I do.  ;)
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: Rik on September 07, 2008, 12:44
 :clever:
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: Clive on September 07, 2008, 15:15
I remember those days!   ;D
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: Rik on September 07, 2008, 18:21
That's some memory you've got, Clive. ;D :scoot:
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: Clive on September 07, 2008, 23:13
128K RAM is quite sufficient Rik.  :D
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: Rik on September 08, 2008, 09:44
That's a lot of sheep, Clive.  ;D
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: Simon on September 08, 2008, 11:13
So many sheep, so little time...
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: mistybear on September 08, 2008, 11:39
And they're all Rams.  ':|
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: Rik on September 08, 2008, 11:44
So very horny, then...  :o:
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: mistybear on September 08, 2008, 11:46
Not at the moment, but thanks for asking.  ;)
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: Rik on September 08, 2008, 12:03
Good manners were drilled into me as a youngster. My parents names were Black and Decker. ;D
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: mistybear on September 08, 2008, 12:16
Black and Decker, a girls best friend. Lady, have you seen these attachments........ :o
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: Rik on September 08, 2008, 15:04
The first brand of power tools I remember my father buying we from Wolf, the drill was called a Wolf Cub. Strange sort of marketing decision...
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: mistybear on September 08, 2008, 15:30
Haven't heard of Wolf power tools down this way.

There was a joke some years back about power tools having a vibrating effect, hence the "have you seen these attachments".  ;)
Title: Re: Unnecessary Knowledge
Post by: Rik on September 08, 2008, 16:55
You need an SDS  hammer drill, MB. ;)