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Rodders:
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:-

a)  Innovative
b)  Preliminary
c)  Proliferation
d)  Cinnamon



Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:-

a)  Specificity
b)  British Constitution
c)  Passive-aggressive disorder
d)  Transubstantiate



Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:-

a)  Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b)  Nope, no more booze for me.
c)  Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d)  No kebab for me, thank you.
e)  Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f)  I'm not interested in fighting you.
g)  Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h)  Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance.  I have no co-ordination and I'd hate to look like a funny person.
i)  Where is the nearest toilet?  I refuse to vomit in the street.
j)  I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
 

Mac:
Thanks for pointing that out Rodders. I'll just order a total ban on alchohol production.

Mac:
Thanks, but only if you promise not to snore, works quite well.

Or the innocent, "I'm not feeling sleepy thank you."

Rodders:

--- Quote from: "Mac" ---Thanks for pointing that out Rodders. I'll just order a total ban on alchohol production.
--- End quote ---

Wow!  So you really are James Bond and not Jimmy No-mates after all.

Mac:
James Bond is an Actor Rodders. The British Army was the - REAL - thing.

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