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How Latex Gloves are Made

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Serenity:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking
 very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
 gloves.
 
 "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
 
 "No, I don't" she replied.
 
 "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of
 latex.   Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their
 hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into
 boxes of the right size."
 
 She didn't crack a smile.
 
 "Oh well, I tried," he thought.
 
 But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental
 procedure, she burst out laughing.
 
 "What's so funny?" he asked.
 
 "I was just picturing how condoms  are made!" she said.
 
 

Gotta watch those little old ladies!  Their minds are always working  :wink:

Rodders:
Do you suppose they have to shave their legs before making a wetsuit?  

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