THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond
female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again and went to the mail box
and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the
house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder
than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
"My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
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As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather
and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds
down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde
says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your
load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.All out of breath, the
blonde
gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers
the window.
Again, she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your
load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops
this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Wisconsin and I'm driving the SALT
TRUCK !
