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Sandra:
--- Quote from: catch22 on December 15, 2002, 22:24 ---
jeez I?ll never understand women?s logic if I live to be a hundred
--- End quote ---
Arent we fun trying to figure out though Catch ;D ;D ;D
All you really need to do is think a little more logically than the average man and youll soon get it ;)
tigergal41:
One of the main points I was trying to get at... is that you should start at whatever point is the most fun for you..... if you code a page and you make a horizontal rule a table and title and you are thrilled...... more power to ya..... learn as much code as you can.....enjoy.....
If i would have started there I would have quit before I even got past my first table......lol...There are so many programs where you dont need to know a lick of code and you can create a nice basic web page....
my point was that you need to attack so many areas.... in order to become a designer..... code is just one of them...and not all people can type fast or accuately or have the patience or time to code a whole page. That fella had a little web space. and he wanted to put up a nice home page........ why would he want to learn code......let him use one of the html editors and have fun....Its bad enough that we proffessional web designers have to eventually learn to code.........there will be a time in the near future where coding will be left to the programmers..... and everyone will be able to whip out a home page through the web by point and click... and they will look good.Its already somewhat available..... example...homestead.... http://www.homestead.com/~site/LO/our_software_sitebuilder.ffhtml
.so i reiterate....... whats the point of starting with code......basic or otherwise...
For some....... if you like that kind of thing....... great..... for others if its like pulling teeth.... then forget the coding and start in a program like ulead's photoimpact and have some fun...... or even (god forbid)lol frontpage..... etc.... or an online thing like www.homestead.com .... they even have a site where you can build a flash site without knowing flash... www.Balthaser.com
...to sum it up. there are more fun and productive and faster ways to get a website up and running.... just my ntbho.... based on experience.......smiles
Don't ya love controversy........smiles >:D
tigergal41:
lol.. I'm not going to touch that one Sandra.... I'm already walkin on the wild side here..........but i will chuckle ... If that is ok.... ;D
Tony:
No Sandra, because women do most of their thinking lying down, they fail to see the bigger picture ;)
Anyway you'll like this one I'm sure
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain.
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man,unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,"Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
catch
Simon:
Creep! ;D ;D
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