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« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2013, 15:39 »
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« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2013, 17:39 »
Terry I think it's time to rein these jokes in.  :crazy:
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« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2013, 18:25 »
Been ill today after eating a burger, just got back in from the Doc's he said I need to watch what I eat in future so i am off 2 York Races

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« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2013, 19:12 »
For God's sake please tell me somebody has checked Tesco's Cock-a-leekie soup?

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« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2013, 19:29 »
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« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2013, 21:06 »
I understand the Tesco soup factory is next door to a Jewish synagogue.  :o:
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« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2013, 22:06 »
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Re: Mmmm...
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2013, 10:41 »
Well i took my spaghetti and meatballs straight back  :ack:

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« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2013, 13:41 »
 ;D
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« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2013, 16:56 »
Shooed away.   

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« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2013, 19:49 »
When cooking Tesco burgers the correct term is not 'medium to rare', but 'good to firm'

I had a Tesco burger last night.
I've still got a bit between my teeth.

I just checked my burgers in the fridge....... And they're off.

The German supermarket in Cowplain is selling burgers specially for children.
Their called 'My Lidl Pony'.

I hear the veggie burgers have been found to contain traces of uniquorn.
The bloke next to me in Asdas cafe ordered a burger.
The assistant asked if he wanted anything on it and he replied "Five pounds each way."
I ate some of Tescos burgers last night. They gave me the trots.

Sat here reading the label on these Aldi burgers.
It turns out they're fairly low in fat but surprisingly high in Shergar.

One man has already been hospitalised after eating the offending horse burgers.
His condition is described as 'stable'.

Good thing about these horse puns is it's stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes
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« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2013, 21:00 »
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« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2013, 13:39 »
I think someone may be sending me death threats.  Woke up this morning with a Tesco's burger on my pillow.

Lost my job as a shelf stacker at Tesco when the packet of frozen burgers I threw hit the store manager.  Seems they have zero tolerance to horse play.

HMV vouchers are still being accepted at Tesco.  So why not give someone you love a Horse Meat Voucher?

If you thought Tesco were in trouble for having horse meat on their burgers, just wait until they analyse their Quarter Pandas.

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« Reply #29 on: January 19, 2013, 14:05 »
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