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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1005 on: August 08, 2018, 15:18 »
Don't drop your aitches Clive.   :laugh:

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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1006 on: August 08, 2018, 16:13 »
 :smirks:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1007 on: August 08, 2018, 17:06 »
You spelt 'winos' with an 'e', Clive.   :devil:
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« Reply #1008 on: August 08, 2018, 18:13 »
Bloody mobile phones!   >:(
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1009 on: June 30, 2019, 22:37 »
One day in the jungle, a chimpanzee invented some tools to eat his dinner with.  One tool was a flat stick sharpened along one edge, this he used to cut his food.  The other was a stick with four smaller sticks attached to the end each sharpened to a point.  He used to spear his food and place it in his mouth.  The chimp was very proud of his inventions, which he called his one point tool and his four point tool.

One day he awoke to discover that the four point tool was missing.  The chimp was distraught.  He ran around the jungle trying to find his precious tool.  First he came upon the lion.  ”Lion, Lion!” he cried, “Have you seen my four point tool?”

”No” replied the lion, “I have not seen your four point tool.”

Then the chimp came upon the gorilla.  ”Gorilla, Gorilla!” he cried, “Have you seen my four point tool?”

”No” replied the gorilla, “I have not seen your four point tool.”

Then the chimp came upon the jaguar.  ”Jaguar, Jaguar!” he cried, “Have you seen my four point tool?”

”Yup!” replied the jaguar, “I’ve seen your four point tool.”

”Well, where is it?” inquired the chimp.

”I ate it” said the jaguar, smugly.

”What did you do that for?” cried the chimp.

”Because,” replied the big cat, “I’m a four point tool eater jaguar.”

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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1010 on: June 30, 2019, 22:43 »
 :aarrgh: :groan:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1011 on: July 01, 2019, 09:51 »
 :lol:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1012 on: July 01, 2019, 22:13 »
 :facepalm: ;D
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