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Groaner thread
bat69:
Here we go again, ::)
Keep 'em coming Clive :D
Simon:
OK, my turn. ;D
A Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie says, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative."
Finally, with his Mexican accent, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone......cheese mine."
Serenity:
There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his
lines. After some time in the wilderness he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.
The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger
and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line
'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.'"
The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play, he's
practicing his line over and over again. Finally, the time comes.
The curtain goes up, the actor walks onto the stage, and with
great passion delivers the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my
mistress."
The theatre erupts. The audience is screaming with laughter, but
the director is steaming!
"You half-wit! You bloody fool!" he cries. "You have ruined me!"
The actor is bewildered, "What happened, did I fluff my line?"
"No!" screams the director. "You forgot the bloody rose!" ;D ;D
Clive:
I'm sorry Serenity but I have to disqualify that joke as a groaner. It was far too funny. ;D ;D ;D
Simon:
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly." ;D
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