Topic: Groaner thread

[Simon]

Hope you've cleaned up!   

[Serenity]

Hope you've cleaned up!   

Don't be silly Baldy, why have a dog and bark myself?1?!   

[Clive]

 

[Rodders]

I once got caught breaking into a Spanish farm.  As a punishment, the irate farmer said, "You either milk all the cows, or fight my brother."  Not fancying either, I asked, "Is there a third choice?"  The farmer replied angrily, "No, it's either juan or the udder."

[Simon]

[Clive]

 

[Den]

A group of chess enthusiasts were kicked out of a hotel reception for discussing their winning games.

The manager can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.   

[Simon]

[Clive]

 

[Den]

Old Couple
 An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The old man says "I'll have the soup."

[Clive]

 

[Simon]

 

[Rodders]

I was passing by Wormwood Scrubs prison on the bus the other day, when I saw a knotted sheet dangling from one of the windows with a dwarf climbing down it.  The woman next to me said "Look at that midget!"  I said, "That's a little con descending."

[Simon]

 

[Clive]