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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1035 on: March 25, 2021, 13:11 »
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1036 on: March 26, 2021, 17:20 »
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?"

The husband said, "No sweetie."

The woman said, "I'm sure you would."

So the man said, "Okay, I would"

Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"

And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."

Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"



And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed."   :)x
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1037 on: March 26, 2021, 17:37 »
 ;D
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1038 on: March 26, 2021, 19:34 »
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1039 on: March 29, 2021, 22:12 »
A recent study found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

It must be true.


I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.  :o:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1040 on: March 29, 2021, 22:17 »
It's been a strange day, first thing I found this hat on the floor in the town and it was full of money.

Then this angry man with a guitar chased me down the road and grabbed it off me.  :)x
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1041 on: March 30, 2021, 09:06 »
 :)x

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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1042 on: August 01, 2021, 20:00 »
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1043 on: August 01, 2021, 21:34 »
There are a lot of empty seats!   :o:

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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1044 on: August 01, 2021, 22:35 »
Did you not get it?   :facepalm:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1045 on: August 02, 2021, 07:46 »
Yes of course.  It's because of her name.   :)

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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1046 on: August 02, 2021, 08:22 »
 :facepalm:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1047 on: August 02, 2021, 11:57 »
Thanks Den, I was trying to be kind to him.  It really was the worst joke of all time.   :laugh:

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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1048 on: August 02, 2021, 14:13 »
I didn't write it!   :bawl:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #1049 on: August 02, 2021, 21:51 »
I've received the same photo from someone I used to hold in high esteem.   :facepalm:


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