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Offline Rodders

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #150 on: November 08, 2016, 10:35 »
It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey-cokey, but I've turned myself around and that's what it's all about.

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #151 on: November 08, 2016, 13:28 »
 ;D

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« Reply #152 on: January 18, 2017, 12:25 »
For those wishing to learn how to satisfy a woman: the G spot is located at the end of the word Shopping.

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #153 on: January 18, 2017, 12:41 »
 ;D
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #154 on: January 18, 2017, 14:41 »
 :laugh:

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #155 on: January 18, 2017, 16:36 »
 ::)
Fourth in the 2018 Quiz of the Year but at least I beat Clive.

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #156 on: January 27, 2017, 14:54 »
There's a nudist convention next week.  I might go if I have nothing on.

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« Reply #157 on: January 27, 2017, 15:38 »
 :facepalm:
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #158 on: January 27, 2017, 17:32 »
 ;D

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #159 on: February 01, 2017, 00:14 »
The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch.

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« Reply #160 on: February 01, 2017, 07:18 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #161 on: February 01, 2017, 09:49 »
 :laugh:

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #162 on: February 01, 2017, 10:33 »
 :basil: boom boom

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« Reply #163 on: February 12, 2017, 23:26 »
There's a Buddhist pizza parlour in Tibet that promises to make you one with everything.

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« Reply #164 on: February 12, 2017, 23:54 »
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