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Re: One-liners
« Reply #165 on: February 13, 2017, 11:40 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #166 on: February 15, 2017, 01:34 »
Inquisitive Chinese students always prefer to enrol at the University of East Anglia.  It's their insatiable thirst for Norwich.

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« Reply #167 on: February 15, 2017, 08:55 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #168 on: February 15, 2017, 10:09 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #169 on: February 18, 2017, 15:00 »
Notice to Vegetarians:  How many cows would there be in the world if we didn't eat them?

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #170 on: February 18, 2017, 18:10 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #171 on: February 18, 2017, 21:28 »
I see you have a problem with this Simon.   This is a cow: :cow:  ;D

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #172 on: February 18, 2017, 21:48 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #173 on: February 18, 2017, 22:54 »
 :)x

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #174 on: April 26, 2018, 23:07 »
My granddad tried to warn everyone the Titanic would sink.  They still kicked him out of the cinema.   :icon_drowning:

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #175 on: April 27, 2018, 00:11 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #176 on: April 27, 2018, 09:33 »
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« Reply #177 on: May 10, 2018, 22:44 »
I just got asked the time by an Argos delivery driver.  I told him it was between 8am and 1pm.

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #178 on: May 11, 2018, 00:05 »
 :D

This is a sore subject right now.  I was supposed to have a piano delivered today between 8am and 6pm.  Getting anxious when it hadn't arrived by 4pm, I phoned the removals firm. They told me they wouldn't be able to get to the vendor until 6.45pm at the earliest.  I told them the vendors were going out at 6.30pm (they had a dress rehearsal)!  The piano is now going to be delivered tomorrow between 4pm and 5pm.  They promised faithfully - what choice did I have?  In the meantime, my family and the vendors have both had a wasted day (although I did edit some photographs I had promised somebody for tomorrow).
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #179 on: May 11, 2018, 00:12 »
Hope it's not being delivered by Laurel and Hardy!   ;D
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