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Offline daveeb

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #180 on: May 13, 2018, 13:37 »
Hope it's not being delivered by Laurel and Hardy!   ;D

Or the Chuckle Brothers  :D

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #181 on: May 13, 2018, 16:00 »
Or Ant and Dec.    :drink:
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #182 on: May 16, 2018, 00:54 »
Pick any trio of comedians of your choice and imagine what they could do with an antique piano whilst avowing it was like that when they picked it up 🙁.
There is no opinion, however absurd, which men will not readily embrace as soon as they can be brought to the conviction that it is readily adopted.

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #183 on: May 16, 2018, 08:56 »
Oh dear!   :facepalm:
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« Reply #184 on: May 16, 2018, 10:43 »
 ;D
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #185 on: June 07, 2018, 14:06 »
I married Way Too Young.  Lovely Chinese girl.

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« Reply #186 on: June 07, 2018, 17:30 »
 ;D
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #187 on: June 13, 2018, 11:09 »
The girl at the RyanAir check-in desk said, "Window, or aisle?"  I replied, "Window or you'll what?"

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #188 on: June 13, 2018, 12:42 »
 :facepalm:
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #189 on: August 06, 2018, 23:14 »
I fell off a 50-foot ladder today. Luckily it was from the first rung.

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« Reply #190 on: August 07, 2018, 10:10 »
 ;D
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