Once upon a time, in a nice forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By coincidence both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest and tripped over the snake and fell down.
'Oh, my,' said the bunny, 'I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth and can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am.'
'That's ok,' replied the snake. 'Actually, I too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. I'll tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so you'll know.
'That would be wonderful' replied the bunny.
So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, 'Well, you're covered with soft fur, you have really long ears, your nose twitches and you have soft cottony tail. I'd say you are a bunny rabbit.'
'Oh, thank you, thank you,' cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. Then the bunny suggested to the snake, 'Maybe I could feel you all over with my paws and help you in the same way that you've helped me.'
So the bunny felt the snake all over, and concluded, 'Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. You must be David Cameron.
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