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Offline Clive

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Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding tour to Israel
« on: February 12, 2018, 16:52 »
Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.

While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.

The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just  $100.'

The American diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald Trump shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?

The American diplomats reply, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.  We just can't take the risk.'
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Re: Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding tour to Israel
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2018, 16:54 »
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Re: Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding tour to Israel
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2018, 19:08 »
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Re: Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding tour to Israel
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2018, 23:11 »
 ;D
There is no opinion, however absurd, which men will not readily embrace as soon as they can be brought to the conviction that it is readily adopted.

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