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Offline Rodders

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Human Kindness
« on: April 08, 2018, 13:04 »
A man with no arms and no legs was sitting on a blanket at the beach when three women from England, Wales and Scotland were walking past and felt really sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"  The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"  He said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'Have ya ever been fooked, laddie?"  When the man broke into a big smile and said "No," she said, "Well ye will be when the tide comes in."

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Re: Human Kindness
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2018, 13:13 »
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Re: Human Kindness
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2018, 14:17 »
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Re: Human Kindness
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2018, 17:33 »
  :laugh:
There is no opinion, however absurd, which men will not readily embrace as soon as they can be brought to the conviction that it is readily adopted.

(Schopenhauer, Die Kunst Recht zu Behalten)


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