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One for Clive

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Den:
A LADY'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP*

DEAR DIARY : DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really excited.

DEAR DIARY : DAY 2

*Entire day at sea, beautiful saw whales and dolphins.*

*Met the Captain today ~ seems like a very nice man.*

DEAR DIARY : DAY 3

*At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck.*

*Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.*

*Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.*

DEAR DIARY : DAY 4

*Won £800 in the ship's casino.*

*Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin.*

*Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne.*

*He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.*

DEAR DIARY : DAY 5

*Pool again today, got sun burnt, and went inside to drink at piano bar for rest of day.*

*Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. He really is charming.*

*Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined.*

* 😡 He told me if I did not let him have his way with me he would sink the ship.*

*I was shocked.*

DEAR DIARY : DAY 6

*Today I saved 1600 lives.*

*TWICE !!!*           :)x

Simon:
;D

Clive:
 :devil:

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