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The Laughter Zone / Re: Ugly woman
« Last post by Simon on June 26, 2022, 22:15 »
;D
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The Laughter Zone / Re: accent
« Last post by Simon on June 26, 2022, 22:14 »
:)x
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The Laughter Zone / accent
« Last post by Den on June 26, 2022, 21:24 »
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.

So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?"

One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, dumbo!"

So I corrected myself, "Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?"

That's about as far as I remember until I woke up in hospital.    ::)
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The Laughter Zone / Ugly woman
« Last post by Den on June 26, 2022, 21:21 »
An ugly, fat, bad woman with two kids enters Asda, shouting angry at the kids with no reason.

The man at the reception says cheerfully to her: "Good morning and welcome to Asda. Cute kids! Are they twins?"

The horrible woman stopped shouting, just enough to say, "Hell, they’ re not twins… The older is 9 and the other is 7! Are you blind or just stupid?"

"No madam... I’m neither blind nor stupid... I just can’t get that there’s a man out there who had sex with you twice."   :)x
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Money
« Last post by Simon on June 19, 2022, 01:26 »
The cheque's in the post.  ;D
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The Laughter Zone / Money
« Last post by Den on June 18, 2022, 22:02 »
It can buy a House

But not a Home

It can buy a Bed

But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock

But not Time

It can buy you a Book

But not Knowledge

It can buy you a Position

But not Respect

It can buy you Medicine

But not Health

It can buy you Blood

But not Life

So you see, Money isn't everything.

And it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

A more true Friend you will never find.   ;D
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The Laughter Zone / Re: White Professor
« Last post by Clive on June 12, 2022, 17:45 »
 :rofl:
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Last post by Clive on June 12, 2022, 17:43 »
 :arf:  ;D
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The Laughter Zone / Re: White Professor
« Last post by Simon on June 12, 2022, 17:09 »
 ;D
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Last post by Simon on June 12, 2022, 17:08 »
 ;D
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