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The Buzz / Re: 72 pages of unread posts.
« Last post by sam on October 19, 2021, 21:36 »
At least we now all know who started the Guinness book of Records.   :o:

 :woot:
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The Laughter Zone / Night out
« Last post by Den on October 19, 2021, 16:22 »
Dave staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddies.

He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen.

He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step.

As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump.

A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.

Managing not to yell, Dave sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding.

He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.

He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.

In the morning, Dave woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Kathleen staring at him from across the room.

She said, ‘You were drunk again last night, weren’t you?’

Dave said, ‘Why would you say such a mean thing?’

‘Well,’ Kathleen said, ‘it could be the open front door.
 
It could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs.

It could be the drops of blood trailing through the house. It could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly …….



It’s all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror. :crazy:
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The Buzz / Re: Beatles "Get Back" trailer released
« Last post by Den on October 18, 2021, 09:44 »
I keep getting letters and emails from them asking me to join and I keep saying no as it's a waste of money and non of the decent firms in this area have joined.

It's easy to join with very little on no checks on your standards.   :facepalm:
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The Buzz / Re: Beatles "Get Back" trailer released
« Last post by Clive on October 18, 2021, 08:19 »
I can only speak from experience, but the ones I used didn't even finish the job.  Never again! 
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The Buzz / Re: Beatles "Get Back" trailer released
« Last post by Simon on October 17, 2021, 23:32 »
I thought they had customer reviews.  :dunno:
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The Buzz / Re: Beatles "Get Back" trailer released
« Last post by Den on October 17, 2021, 21:41 »
Checkatrade all you have to do is pay them their fee and they will push you up to the top of their pile.

They are not worth the payment.   :ack:
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The Buzz / Re: Beatles "Get Back" trailer released
« Last post by Clive on October 17, 2021, 21:38 »
I wouldn't use those charletons.  Total rip-off merchants.   :ack:
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The Buzz / Re: RIP Ronnie Tutt.
« Last post by Clive on October 17, 2021, 21:37 »
Very sad! 
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Science & Nature / Re: Mid October Astronomy Bulletin
« Last post by Clive on October 17, 2021, 21:36 »
We could top up our tans there!   ;D
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The Buzz / Re: 72 pages of unread posts.
« Last post by Clive on October 17, 2021, 21:34 »
At least we now all know who started the Guinness book of Records.   :o:
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