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The Laughter Zone / Re: homeless man.
« Last post by Clive on June 16, 2025, 19:29 »Very good Den! 
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The Laughter Zone / Re: homeless man.
« Last post by Simon on June 16, 2025, 17:16 »There'll be plenty of those around once they open the gates!
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The Laughter Zone / homeless man.
« Last post by Den on June 16, 2025, 15:24 »One morning A guy was sitting on a bench next to a homeless Man and the Guy asked him how he ended up this way.
He said: "Up until last week, I still had it all!!!
A cook, my clothes were washed & pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV, internet, I went to the gym, the pool, the library, I could still go to school ..."
Guy asked him, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce???"
"Oh no, nothing like that" he said. "No, no ... I got out of prison."
He said: "Up until last week, I still had it all!!!
A cook, my clothes were washed & pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV, internet, I went to the gym, the pool, the library, I could still go to school ..."
Guy asked him, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce???"
"Oh no, nothing like that" he said. "No, no ... I got out of prison."
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The Laughter Zone / Daisy May
« Last post by Den on June 15, 2025, 20:57 »Clifford and Daisy May were married for many years.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.
Clifford would shout, "When I die, I'll dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life ol' woman!!"
Neighbours feared him.
Old Clifford liked the fact that he was feared.
He died at the ripe old age of 98.
After the burial, Daisy May's neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
She replied, "LET HIM DIG. I HAD HIM BURIED UPSIDE DOWN...AND I KNOW HE WON'T ASK FOR DIRECTIONS."
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.
Clifford would shout, "When I die, I'll dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life ol' woman!!"
Neighbours feared him.
Old Clifford liked the fact that he was feared.
He died at the ripe old age of 98.
After the burial, Daisy May's neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
She replied, "LET HIM DIG. I HAD HIM BURIED UPSIDE DOWN...AND I KNOW HE WON'T ASK FOR DIRECTIONS."
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The Buzz / Re: Brian Wilson of iconic 1960s band The Beach Boys, dies aged 82
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The Buzz / Brian Wilson of iconic 1960s band The Beach Boys, dies aged 82
« Last post by Clive on June 11, 2025, 19:21 »We saw him on stage in Cardiff in the late 60s. 
Brian Wilson.
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The Laughter Zone / Leave a note.
« Last post by Den on June 05, 2025, 21:18 »A woman was furious - her husband was coming home late again. So she left a note on the dresser:
"I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me." 😤
Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
Not long after, he came home.
She heard him walk into the bedroom, pause at the dresser, read the note...
Then he picked up a pen and wrote something on it.
Next thing she hears is him on the phone:
"She’s finally gone. Yeah, I know – about time. I’m coming over. Put on that sexy French nightie I like. I love you. Can’t wait to see you… and do all those naughty things you like." 😳💔
He hangs up, grabs his keys, and walks out.
She hears the car drive off, holding back tears.
Fuming, she crawls out from under the bed and grabs the note to see what he wrote.
It said:
"I can see your feet. We’re outta bread - be back in 5 mins." 🥖😂
"I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me." 😤
Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
Not long after, he came home.
She heard him walk into the bedroom, pause at the dresser, read the note...
Then he picked up a pen and wrote something on it.
Next thing she hears is him on the phone:
"She’s finally gone. Yeah, I know – about time. I’m coming over. Put on that sexy French nightie I like. I love you. Can’t wait to see you… and do all those naughty things you like." 😳💔
He hangs up, grabs his keys, and walks out.
She hears the car drive off, holding back tears.
Fuming, she crawls out from under the bed and grabs the note to see what he wrote.
It said:
"I can see your feet. We’re outta bread - be back in 5 mins." 🥖😂