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The Laughter Zone / Re: Truck Driver.
« Last post by Clive on July 07, 2025, 08:09 »A heartwarming story. 
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The Laughter Zone / Truck Driver.
« Last post by Den on July 06, 2025, 21:07 »One day, a truck driver pulled over at a diner to have some lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, a cup of coffee, and a slice of apple pie.
Just as he was about to dig in, three big, hairy bikers came in.
The first biker snatched the trucker’s cheeseburger and took a huge bite out of it.
The second biker grabbed the trucker’s coffee and gulped it down in one go.
The third biker devoured the trucker’s apple pie.
The truck driver didn’t say a word or do anything while this happened.
When they were done, he simply paid the waitress and walked out.
The first biker said to the waitress, “He ain’t much of a man, is he?”
“He’s not much of a driver, either,” the waitress replied. “He’s just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorbikes.”
Just as he was about to dig in, three big, hairy bikers came in.
The first biker snatched the trucker’s cheeseburger and took a huge bite out of it.
The second biker grabbed the trucker’s coffee and gulped it down in one go.
The third biker devoured the trucker’s apple pie.
The truck driver didn’t say a word or do anything while this happened.
When they were done, he simply paid the waitress and walked out.
The first biker said to the waitress, “He ain’t much of a man, is he?”
“He’s not much of a driver, either,” the waitress replied. “He’s just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorbikes.”
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The Buzz / Re: Lou Christie
« Last post by Clive on July 03, 2025, 09:54 »Lots are like that these days. 
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The Buzz / Re: Lou Christie
« Last post by Simon on July 02, 2025, 17:33 »Better late than never!
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The Buzz / Lou Christie
« Last post by Clive on July 02, 2025, 17:02 »Lugee Alfredo Giovanni Sacco, known professionally by his stage name Lou Christie, was an American pop and soft rock singer-songwriter widely known for hits in the 1960s, including his 1966 U.S. chart-topper "Lightnin' Strikes" and 1969 UK number two hit "I'm Gonna Make You Mine". Wikipedia
Born: 19 February 1943, Glenwillard, Pennsylvania, United States
Died: 18 June 2025 (age 82 years), Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States
Spouse: Francesca Winfield (m. 1971)
Born: 19 February 1943, Glenwillard, Pennsylvania, United States
Died: 18 June 2025 (age 82 years), Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States
Spouse: Francesca Winfield (m. 1971)
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The Laughter Zone / Tell the truth.
« Last post by Den on July 01, 2025, 21:22 »Our teacher asked me what my favourite animal was, and I replied,”Fried Chicken”. She said I wasn’t funny, but she must be wrong because the whole class laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favourite animal. I told my Dad and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too, especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway my teacher sent me to the headmaster’s office. When I told him what happened he laughed and told me not to do it again.
The next day in class our teacher asked me what my favourite live animal was. I replied, "Chicken because you can turn it into fried chicken". She sent me back to the headmaster’s office. He laughed and warned me not to do it again.
I don’t understand, my parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am. Today she asked me which famous person I most admired. I replied,”Colonel Sanders”.
Guess where I am now.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favourite animal. I told my Dad and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too, especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway my teacher sent me to the headmaster’s office. When I told him what happened he laughed and told me not to do it again.
The next day in class our teacher asked me what my favourite live animal was. I replied, "Chicken because you can turn it into fried chicken". She sent me back to the headmaster’s office. He laughed and warned me not to do it again.
I don’t understand, my parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am. Today she asked me which famous person I most admired. I replied,”Colonel Sanders”.
Guess where I am now.
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The Buzz / Re: Toy-hood memories
« Last post by Clive on June 30, 2025, 21:03 »I was surprised too. I'm certain there are many omissions.