Title: Re: Mmmm...
Post by: Clive on January 18, 2013, 19:49
When cooking Tesco burgers the correct term is not 'medium to rare', but 'good to firm'
I had a Tesco burger last night. I've still got a bit between my teeth.
I just checked my burgers in the fridge....... And they're off.
The German supermarket in Cowplain is selling burgers specially for children. Their called 'My Lidl Pony'.
I hear the veggie burgers have been found to contain traces of uniquorn. The bloke next to me in Asdas cafe ordered a burger. The assistant asked if he wanted anything on it and he replied "Five pounds each way." I ate some of Tescos burgers last night. They gave me the trots.
Sat here reading the label on these Aldi burgers. It turns out they're fairly low in fat but surprisingly high in Shergar.
One man has already been hospitalised after eating the offending horse burgers. His condition is described as 'stable'.
Good thing about these horse puns is it's stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes
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Post by: Simon on January 18, 2013, 21:00
:laugh:
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Post by: Rodders on January 19, 2013, 13:39
I think someone may be sending me death threats. Woke up this morning with a Tesco's burger on my pillow.
Lost my job as a shelf stacker at Tesco when the packet of frozen burgers I threw hit the store manager. Seems they have zero tolerance to horse play.
HMV vouchers are still being accepted at Tesco. So why not give someone you love a Horse Meat Voucher?
If you thought Tesco were in trouble for having horse meat on their burgers, just wait until they analyse their Quarter Pandas.
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Post by: Clive on January 19, 2013, 14:05
:clap: :clap: :clap:
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Post by: Simon on January 19, 2013, 15:02
:lol2:
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Post by: sam on January 19, 2013, 20:20
Lol.
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Post by: Rodders on January 20, 2013, 00:19
I'm not one for bragging, but I've got a dick like a Tesco Burger.
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Post by: Rodders on January 20, 2013, 00:22
Tesco are giving treble points on your Clubcard for all burgers and petrol, starting Monday. The deal is called Only Fuel and Horses.
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Post by: Rodders on January 20, 2013, 00:31
This morning I decided to give up Tesco jokes. Sadly, I fell at the first hurdle.
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Post by: Rodders on January 20, 2013, 00:38
To eat or not eat a Tesco burger? That is equestrian.
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Post by: Rodders on January 20, 2013, 00:55
I've found it difficult working on the Tesco meat counter lately. I feel like I'm flogging a dead horse.
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Post by: sam on January 20, 2013, 02:40
Argh.
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Post by: Clive on January 20, 2013, 10:35
:pmsl: It couldn't have happened to a better Newmarket supermarket.