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The Laughter Zone / Re: Garden Rake
« Last post by Den on March 09, 2025, 15:46 »
love it.
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Liverpool taxi.
« Last post by Clive on March 09, 2025, 09:36 »Brilliant!
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The Laughter Zone / Garden Rake
« Last post by Simon on March 08, 2025, 23:58 »A man was working in the garden, and his wife was about to take a shower.
He realized that he couldn't find the rake and yelled up to his wife. "Where is the rake?"
She couldn't hear, and she yelled back, "What?"
He pointed to his eye and then pointed to his knee and made a raking motion.
His wife wasn't sure and said, "What?"
He repeated the gestures. "EYE - KNEED - THE RAKE"
His wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, points to her backside, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell he could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, He went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?"
She replies: "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH!!!"
He realized that he couldn't find the rake and yelled up to his wife. "Where is the rake?"
She couldn't hear, and she yelled back, "What?"
He pointed to his eye and then pointed to his knee and made a raking motion.
His wife wasn't sure and said, "What?"
He repeated the gestures. "EYE - KNEED - THE RAKE"
His wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, points to her backside, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell he could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, He went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?"
She replies: "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH!!!"
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The Laughter Zone / Liverpool taxi.
« Last post by Den on March 08, 2025, 21:40 »A woman and her twelve year old son were riding in a taxi in Liverpool. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings.
"Mum," said the boy, "What are all those women doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says,
"Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money."
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says,
"Is that true Mum?"
His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes."
After a few minutes the kid asks, "Mum, if those women have babies, what happens to them?"
She replies, "Well, most of them become taxi drivers."
"Mum," said the boy, "What are all those women doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says,
"Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money."
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says,
"Is that true Mum?"
His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes."
After a few minutes the kid asks, "Mum, if those women have babies, what happens to them?"
She replies, "Well, most of them become taxi drivers."
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The Laughter Zone / Breaking News
« Last post by Den on February 28, 2025, 21:23 »Breaking news:
Historians believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that once belonged to William Shakespeare.
A spokesperson said, "They're so badly chewed on the ends, we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B."
Historians believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that once belonged to William Shakespeare.
A spokesperson said, "They're so badly chewed on the ends, we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B."
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The Buzz / Re: Gene Hackman and his wife found dead at their home
« Last post by Clive on February 27, 2025, 13:54 »All very strange! It will all come out in the wash. 