One day, a truck driver pulled over at a diner to have some lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, a cup of coffee, and a slice of apple pie.

Just as he was about to dig in, three big, hairy bikers came in.

The first biker snatched the trucker’s cheeseburger and took a huge bite out of it.

The second biker grabbed the trucker’s coffee and gulped it down in one go.

The third biker devoured the trucker’s apple pie.

The truck driver didn’t say a word or do anything while this happened.

When they were done, he simply paid the waitress and walked out.

The first biker said to the waitress, “He ain’t much of a man, is he?”

“He’s not much of a driver, either,” the waitress replied. “He’s just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorbikes.”   

Better late than never! 

 

Our teacher asked me what my favourite animal was, and I replied,”Fried Chicken”. She said I wasn’t funny, but she must be wrong because the whole class laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favourite animal. I told my Dad and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too, especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway my teacher sent me to the headmaster’s office. When I told him what happened he laughed and told me not to do it again.

The next day in class our teacher asked me what my favourite live animal was. I replied, "Chicken because you can turn it into fried chicken". She sent me back to the headmaster’s office. He laughed and warned me not to do it again.

I don’t understand, my parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am. Today she asked me which famous person I most admired. I replied,”Colonel Sanders”.

Guess where I am now.

Wow!  Some of those brought back some memories.  I recall being quite good at Etch-a-Sketch.  One glaring ommission from that list is the Spacehopper, which I believe came into existence in around 1969. I remember having one, and bouncing off of it, landing flat on my nose against the kerb.  I've still got a bump on my nose now, and find it difficult to find glasses that fit properly as a result!