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The Laughter Zone / Cop on a horse.
« Last post by Den on December 11, 2023, 20:18 »A cop on a horse stops a little girl riding on a bike.
"Did father Christmas bring you that bike?" he asks.
"yes," replies the little girl.
"Well tell him to put a reflector light on it for you next year."
He fines her £5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says:
"Nice horse you've got there, did Father Christmas bring you that?"
The cop smiles and replies:
"He certainly did."
"Well," says the little girl.
"Next year tell him that the prick goes under the horse and not on top of it."
"Did father Christmas bring you that bike?" he asks.
"yes," replies the little girl.
"Well tell him to put a reflector light on it for you next year."
He fines her £5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says:
"Nice horse you've got there, did Father Christmas bring you that?"
The cop smiles and replies:
"He certainly did."
"Well," says the little girl.
"Next year tell him that the prick goes under the horse and not on top of it."