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The Laughter Zone / Re: 70th Birthday.
« Last post by Clive on October 26, 2021, 19:02 »
Brilliant!  :laugh:
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The Laughter Zone / 70th Birthday.
« Last post by Den on October 26, 2021, 18:18 »
A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for 250.00.

She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth 250.00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"

The clerk told her that 250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.

She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use."

"But I didn't use them."

'Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous. "We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here."

"But I didn't go to any of those shows.."

"Well, we have them, and you could have."

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.

After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque.

"But Madam, this cheque is for only 50.00"

"That's correct I charged you 200.00 for sleeping with me."

"But I didn't!"

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."                     :crazy:
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Science & Nature / Re: Mid October Astronomy Bulletin
« Last post by sam on October 22, 2021, 06:10 »
You don't really think we went to the Moon?   :dunno:
:laugh: :laugh:
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Science & Nature / Re: Mid October Astronomy Bulletin
« Last post by Clive on October 21, 2021, 20:23 »
You don't really think we went to the Moon?   :dunno:
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Mobile Phones & Other Handheld Devices / Re: iPhone 11
« Last post by Clive on October 21, 2021, 20:21 »
I couldn't possibly be that forward!   :laugh:
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Science & Nature / Re: Mid October Astronomy Bulletin
« Last post by sam on October 21, 2021, 19:21 »
Nobody reads it for the astronomy which I get from the Amazing Facts website.   :devil:

 :o
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Mobile Phones & Other Handheld Devices / Re: iPhone 11
« Last post by Simon on October 21, 2021, 17:26 »
The trick is to send them to other people.  ;D
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Mobile Phones & Other Handheld Devices / Re: iPhone 11
« Last post by Clive on October 21, 2021, 16:12 »
It's all so easy!  I can make and receive calls and send texts to myself.   ;D 
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Mobile Phones & Other Handheld Devices / Re: iPhone 11
« Last post by Simon on October 21, 2021, 10:57 »
Ah, that's where you might run into trouble...  :devil:
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Science & Nature / Re: Mid October Astronomy Bulletin
« Last post by Simon on October 21, 2021, 10:47 »
;D
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