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The Laughter Zone / Re: Divorce
« Last post by Clive on June 19, 2021, 21:57 »
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Blind date.
« Last post by Clive on June 19, 2021, 21:55 »
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Girlfriends sister
« Last post by Clive on June 19, 2021, 21:54 »
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Divorce
« Last post by Simon on June 19, 2021, 19:49 »
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Blind date.
« Last post by Simon on June 19, 2021, 19:48 »
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Girlfriends sister
« Last post by Simon on June 19, 2021, 19:48 »
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The Laughter Zone / Girlfriends sister
« Last post by Den on June 19, 2021, 19:31 »
We are already 2 years together with my girlfriend and decided to get married.

My parents helped as much as they could and all my my friends said itís a really good idea!

My girlfriend?

She is a dream!

But there is something that bothers me! This something is her little sisterÖ

This is my future 20 years old sister-in-law , wearing a super skinny, mini skirts and short blouses.

Always lean ahead and I was often lucky to see her underwear.

She never did that in front of someone else!

One day she calls me and asks me to go home to see the wedding invitations.

When I arrived she was alone.

She whispered that soon I get married and that she has feelings for me for long time and that she thinks she cannít overcome them.

She also said that she desperately wanted to have sex with me just once before I marry her sister.

I was shocked and could not say a wordÖ

She said to me that she was going to bed and asked if I wanted to go up with her.

I froze and looked at her going up the stairs.

Going up, she took her panties off and threw it at me.

I stayed there for a moment and then ran to the door.

I opened it and I walked to the car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said: "Iím glad you passed this little test and I am sure that my daughter could not find a better man.

Welcome to the family, my son!"



Moral Lesson: Always keep your condoms in your car!

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The Laughter Zone / Blind date.
« Last post by Den on June 19, 2021, 19:26 »
Joe took his blind date to the carnival.

"What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.

"I want to get weighed," she said.

They ambled over to the weight guesser.

He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next the couple went on the ferris wheel.

When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.

"I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went.

Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.

"I want to get weighed," she responded.

By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"

Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."   ::)
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The Laughter Zone / Divorce
« Last post by Den on June 19, 2021, 19:13 »
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!"   :crazy:
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Rare Blood.
« Last post by Clive on June 14, 2021, 22:47 »
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