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The Laughter Zone / Eskimo
« Last post by Den on January 12, 2025, 21:18 »
Last night I went to a Eskimo restaurant and asked the waiter about the daily special.

 He said: "We've got whale meat, or whale meat or whale meat. Or we've got the Vera Lynn."

I said: "What's the Vera Lynn?"

He said: "Whale meat again."  :D
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The Buzz / Re: The Osmonds pay tribute to 'genius' brother Wayne
« Last post by Clive on January 03, 2025, 19:27 »
I actually saw him on stage with Donny, Alan and Merrill at the theatre next door to us.  Marie was on a different tour.  To be fair to them they had the audience in the palm of their hands.  They sang several songs without musical instruments like a barbers quartet .
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The Buzz / Re: The Osmonds pay tribute to 'genius' brother Wayne
« Last post by Simon on January 03, 2025, 18:13 »
Never a fan, but  :rip:
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The Buzz / Re: Radio 2 DJ Johnnie Walker dies at the age of 79
« Last post by Clive on December 31, 2024, 17:03 »
Probably my favourite DJ especially when he was on Radio Caroline.
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The Buzz / Re: Radio 2 DJ Johnnie Walker dies at the age of 79
« Last post by Simon on December 31, 2024, 16:55 »
That's sad news.  :rip:
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Nair
« Last post by Den on December 28, 2024, 12:47 »
 :facepalm:
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Nair
« Last post by Clive on December 28, 2024, 08:35 »
 :)x
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The Laughter Zone / Nair
« Last post by Simon on December 27, 2024, 22:00 »
My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some Nair" hair remover. At the register the chemist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady says,
"I'm not using it under my arms."

The chemist says, "Well if you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The chemist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
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