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The Laughter Zone / Gust of wind.
« Last post by Den on October 13, 2023, 18:59 »
A bloke was hunting when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his Doctor.

"Well Sir, I have some good news & some bad news.

The good news is that you are going to be OK.

The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage & we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news ?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your willy which left a few holes in it.

I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a Plastic Surgeon ?"

"Not exactly," answered the Doctor. "She's a flute player in the London Symphony Orchestra.

She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."   :crazy:
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Groaner thread
« Last post by Den on October 13, 2023, 18:52 »
 :)x
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The Buzz / Re: The Isley Brothers founder Rudolph Isley dies at 84
« Last post by Den on October 13, 2023, 18:46 »
They were superb. It's so sad that the singers that we all loved at that time all seem to be dropping off the planet.  :rip:
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The Buzz / Re: The Isley Brothers founder Rudolph Isley dies at 84
« Last post by Simon on October 13, 2023, 13:00 »
:rip:
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The Buzz / The Isley Brothers founder Rudolph Isley dies at 84
« Last post by Clive on October 13, 2023, 11:48 »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67098878

I loved the early Isley Brothers hits such as You Lost That Loving Feeling. 
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Food & Drink / Re: Mince pies 2023
« Last post by Clive on October 13, 2023, 07:42 »
I haven't tried Aldi mince pies this year but was disappointed in last year's batch.
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Food & Drink / Re: Mince pies 2023
« Last post by Simon on October 12, 2023, 22:11 »
Thanks for the heads up.  I'll stick to M&S, but even some of their stuff is going downhill.  It all seems to all be about cutting down on size and quality, but increasing prices. 
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Food & Drink / Mince pies 2023
« Last post by Clive on October 12, 2023, 21:51 »
Just a warning that Tesco mince pies are the worst I have ever tasted in my life.  They were on sale at half price at my local One stop and they are completely tasteless with hardly any mincemeat.  Another Tesco con.
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Groaner thread
« Last post by Clive on October 11, 2023, 20:57 »
 :aarrgh:
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Groaner thread
« Last post by Simon on October 11, 2023, 20:36 »
A teacher asked three of his pupils to state the odd one out among potato, cabbage, and knife.

The first pupil said, "The knife is the odd one out because the other two are vegetables."

The second pupil said, "The knife is the odd one out because it is the only one that contains metal."

The third pupil said, "The cabbage is the odd one out."

"How do you work that out?" asked the teacher.

The pupil replied, "You can make chips with the other two."

:facepalm:
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