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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Lona on March 05, 2009, 01:18
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20 shots...
A large and very loud American goes into a bar in Glasgow .
"I hear tell all you Scatch people are real hard drinkers." he says in a big booming voice, "Now you folks just don't know what hard drinking is! Why I'll wager a bet with any man to drink 20 shots of whisky one after the other
and give you $500 dollars if you can do it."
No-one takes up the challenge. One bloke even leaves!
"Well, there ya go, sure proves my point!" the American says disgustedly. A few minutes later the guy who left comes in and says "Hey Big Man, is that bet still on?"
"Sure as hell is!" and he orders a line up of 20 glasses of whisky. The man runs along the bar, grabbing each glass and throwing back the contents,
to huge cheers and the astonishment of the American. The American of course tries to do it as well,
but can't pass the 17th, so he gives the bloke the $500.
"Tell me," slurs the Yank, "where did you go before you (hic!) came back in again."
"Eh? oh aye" says the man pocketing the bills,
"I went tae another pub just tae make sure Ah could dae it!"
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:haha:
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His liver is now preserved in a glass jar. ;D
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He will live forever Rik
He is pickled :laugh:
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Am I herring you correctly? ;D :scoot:
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For Cod's Hake, not another round of fish puns! ::) ;D
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There's always a plaice for them in any forum. :)
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I can't think of one, so I'll just perch here.
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I've haddocknough of this. :)
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Don't get s-pike-y over it!
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Now I'm hooked. :)
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Reel-y? You should get trout more, rather than carping on on here. ;D
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I knew you'd take the bait.
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I wonder where David is? We should have reeled him in by now. Perhaps he's having a kip-per.
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Perhaps he's floundering?
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:aarrgh: That was the one that got away!
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It's a netter. ;D
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I wish you pair would get orf. ;)
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We do, on puns. :)
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We're having a whale of a time!
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That's the porpoise. :)
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:aarrgh: :out: ;D
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I feel dolphinately offended. ;D
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Now you're just using shark tactics. :bawl:
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It's better than salmonella. :)
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Well, this is a lot of pollocks. I'm going to skate off for lunch.
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Have you no sole?
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Soled out. :)
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Maybe we should float a new theme?
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That might be getting into deep water, given that In's a member. ;)
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Ah, a fishing poll? :devil:
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With a Spanish fly?
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Better than a Spanish custom. :)
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Cod help us, not another fishy thread :groan:
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Too late, we're floundering. :)
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Nahhh Rik, this thread will run, we have some Goby Halfbeak's in this forum who will ensure it continues :devil:
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We're hooked on it now, Bev. ;)
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Yes Si, I thought you wouldn't be Koi ;D
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He's not carping though.
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Got any biscuits, Bev? :)x I'm just opening a packet of codnobs. ;D
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Roe-locks. ;D
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always eatin Si you Nibbler :leer:
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Better than being a tiddler! ;D
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Just as well that you didn't subtract four from the opening character of your ultimate word. ;)
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;D
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Now come on guys we can't allow this thread to flounder ;)
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I'm fl-haked out.
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I'm roe'd out. :)
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look if you dont keep this thread up the whiting will be on the wall! :P
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:groan:
I'm off to trawl for some more puns.
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:groan:
I'm off to trawl for some more puns.
Eel be gone for a while then :o:
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He'd batter be back soon. ;)
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He'd batter be back soon. ;)
Is that the best you can come up with? what a load of Pollock's :P
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Did someone mention Jason?
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Are the batteries running low in your herring aid?
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Mackerel of that what you will. :)