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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Den on April 14, 2020, 09:44

Title: Death Bed
Post by: Den on April 14, 2020, 09:44

My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said something with a weak voice, "There's something I must confess."

“Shhh," I said "There's nothing to confess. Everything is all right."

"No, I must die in peace" he said, "I had sex with your sister, your best friend and your co-worker."

"I know" I whispered, "That's why I poisoned you... Now close your eyes."   :)x

Title: Re: Death Bed
Post by: Simon on April 14, 2020, 09:56

 :devil:

Title: Re: Death Bed
Post by: Clive on April 14, 2020, 10:14

 ;D

Title: Re: Death Bed
Post by: chorleydave on April 14, 2020, 11:16

 :laugh: