One day, a truck driver pulled over at a diner to have some lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, a cup of coffee, and a slice of apple pie.
Just as he was about to dig in, three big, hairy bikers came in.
The first biker snatched the trucker’s cheeseburger and took a huge bite out of it.
The second biker grabbed the trucker’s coffee and gulped it down in one go.
The third biker devoured the trucker’s apple pie.
The truck driver didn’t say a word or do anything while this happened.
When they were done, he simply paid the waitress and walked out.
The first biker said to the waitress, “He ain’t much of a man, is he?”
“He’s not much of a driver, either,” the waitress replied. “He’s just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorbikes.”
