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The Laughter Zone / Re: Buddy and Mick
« Last post by Clive on February 13, 2025, 08:47 »
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Buddy and Mick
« Last post by Simon on February 12, 2025, 23:03 »
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The Laughter Zone / Buddy and Mick
« Last post by Den on February 12, 2025, 22:07 »
Buddy & Mick worked together and were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.

When asked his occupation, Buddy answered, "Panty Stitcher.

I sew da elastic onto ladies cotton panties and thongs."

The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labor, he gave him £80.00 a week unemployment pay.

Mick was next in, and when asked his occupation, replied, "Diesel Fitter."

Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £160.00 a week.

When Buddy found out, he was furious.

He stormed back into the Unemployment Office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his unemployment pay.

The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled laborers, and Diesel Fitters are skilled laborers."

“What skill?” yelled Buddy.

"I sew da elastic on da panties and thongs;

Mick puts 'em over his head and says:

"Yep, diesel fitter."  ::)
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The Laughter Zone / Re: I sing at graveside.
« Last post by Clive on February 10, 2025, 08:09 »
 ;D
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The Laughter Zone / Re: I sing at graveside.
« Last post by Simon on February 09, 2025, 17:46 »
:)x
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The Laughter Zone / I sing at graveside.
« Last post by Den on February 09, 2025, 17:37 »
As a singer I sing at many funerals & I was recently asked by a funeral director to play & sing at a graveside service for a Merthyr homeless man. 

He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in pant. 

As I was not familiar with the area, I got lost. 

I finally arrived an hour late and saw that the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. 

There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. 

I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. 

I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. 

I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play. 

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. 

I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. 

I sang  like I’ve never played before for this homeless man.

As I sang & played “Amazing Grace”, the workers began to weep. 

They wept, I wept, we all wept together. 

When I finished, I packed up my keyboard and started for my car. 

Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say,

“I’ve never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”

Apparently, I’m still lost….    :o
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Gardening
« Last post by Den on February 04, 2025, 18:21 »
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Gardening
« Last post by Clive on February 04, 2025, 08:28 »
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The Laughter Zone / Gardening
« Last post by Simon on February 03, 2025, 17:33 »


 :dunno:  :devil:
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The Laughter Zone / Re: William Ding
« Last post by Clive on February 03, 2025, 09:03 »
 :omg:  I almost fell off my chair!    :facepalm:
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