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The Laughter Zone / Re: Funny game.
« Last post by Clive on October 11, 2024, 13:04 »
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The Laughter Zone / Funny game.
« Last post by Den on October 10, 2024, 20:47 »An elderly couple had just snuggled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly announced, "Seven points for me!"
His wife, puzzled, turned over and asked, "What are you talking about?"
Grinning, he replied, "We're playing fart football."
Not one to back down from a challenge, his wife waited a moment, then let out an impressive fart of her own. "Touchdown! Tie game!" she declared with a smirk.
A few seconds later, the old man let out another one and triumphantly announced, "14 to 7! Back in the lead!"
Determined to keep up, his wife responded with another loud one, then quickly followed it with a squeaker. "Touchdown and a field goal! I'm ahead, 17 to 14!"
Feeling the pressure, the old man gave it his all, but things took an unexpected turn. With one big push, he went a little too far and accidentally pooped the bed.
His wife, wide-eyed, stared at him and asked, "What just happened?"
With a sigh, the old man admitted, "Guess it’s halftime... time to switch sides."
His wife, puzzled, turned over and asked, "What are you talking about?"
Grinning, he replied, "We're playing fart football."
Not one to back down from a challenge, his wife waited a moment, then let out an impressive fart of her own. "Touchdown! Tie game!" she declared with a smirk.
A few seconds later, the old man let out another one and triumphantly announced, "14 to 7! Back in the lead!"
Determined to keep up, his wife responded with another loud one, then quickly followed it with a squeaker. "Touchdown and a field goal! I'm ahead, 17 to 14!"
Feeling the pressure, the old man gave it his all, but things took an unexpected turn. With one big push, he went a little too far and accidentally pooped the bed.
His wife, wide-eyed, stared at him and asked, "What just happened?"
With a sigh, the old man admitted, "Guess it’s halftime... time to switch sides."
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Red drink.
« Last post by Clive on September 30, 2024, 07:53 »
Good one Den!
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The Laughter Zone / Red drink.
« Last post by Den on September 29, 2024, 21:41 »Satish and his wife Sarala received a letter from their daughter who had gone to study "Modern Biochemistry" overseas.
She wrote, "My beloved parents, I miss you so much and it breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back, you will be so old.
Therefore, I am enclosing a bottle of a red portion that I have invented. It will make you 5 years younger, and so when I return, you will be the same age as I left you. *Please, take only a drop.*
Goodbye I love you!"
They opened the envelope and found the bottle with the red portion.
Satish looked at his wife and said, "You go first."
Sarala took a drop and when she indeed turned 5 years younger, Satish immediately did the same.
Years later, the daughter returns home to find her mother... She is younger and happier, and she is carrying a baby on her back.
She tells her daughter how the potion worked and how it has made her look younger.
The daughter is happy and she asks about her father.
"Your father? Hmmm! You know how men don't listen! He drank the whole bottle."
"Whaaat! Where is he?"
"Who do you think is on my back?
She wrote, "My beloved parents, I miss you so much and it breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back, you will be so old.
Therefore, I am enclosing a bottle of a red portion that I have invented. It will make you 5 years younger, and so when I return, you will be the same age as I left you. *Please, take only a drop.*
Goodbye I love you!"
They opened the envelope and found the bottle with the red portion.
Satish looked at his wife and said, "You go first."
Sarala took a drop and when she indeed turned 5 years younger, Satish immediately did the same.
Years later, the daughter returns home to find her mother... She is younger and happier, and she is carrying a baby on her back.
She tells her daughter how the potion worked and how it has made her look younger.
The daughter is happy and she asks about her father.
"Your father? Hmmm! You know how men don't listen! He drank the whole bottle."
"Whaaat! Where is he?"
"Who do you think is on my back?
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The Laughter Zone / Yes my Lady.
« Last post by Den on September 29, 2024, 21:38 »“Oh, Parker?"
“Yus, my lady?”
“Will you take off my coat?”
“Yus, my lady.”
“Now take of my dress.”
“Yus, my lady.”
“Now take of my stockings.”
“Yus, my lady.”
“Now take off my knickers.”
“Yus, my lady.”
“And Parker…..”
“Yus, my lady?”
“Don’t ever let me ever catch you wearing them again”
“Yus, my lady?”
“Will you take off my coat?”
“Yus, my lady.”
“Now take of my dress.”
“Yus, my lady.”
“Now take of my stockings.”
“Yus, my lady.”
“Now take off my knickers.”
“Yus, my lady.”
“And Parker…..”
“Yus, my lady?”
“Don’t ever let me ever catch you wearing them again”
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The Buzz / Re: Acting legend Dame Maggie Smith dies at 89
« Last post by Clive on September 27, 2024, 21:31 »I first saw her in The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie back in 1969 and seen most of her subsequent work. 
Maggie Smith.
Maggie Smith.