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The Laughter Zone / Re: Computers
« Last post by Clive on April 15, 2021, 22:34 »
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The Laughter Zone / Computers
« Last post by Den on April 15, 2021, 21:45 »I changed my password to "incorrect".
So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbours have not paid the bill.
How irresponsible people are.
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the Police...
When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbours have not paid the bill.
How irresponsible people are.
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the Police...
When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
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The Laughter Zone / Bear trouble
« Last post by Simon on April 15, 2021, 17:46 »A priest, a minister and a rabbi wanted to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together to discuss how things went.
The priest began: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first communion.”
“I found a bear by the stream,” said the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he said, “maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision.”
The priest began: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first communion.”
“I found a bear by the stream,” said the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he said, “maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision.”
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Science & Nature / Re: Early April Astronomy Bulletin
« Last post by Clive on April 12, 2021, 22:11 »
He won't thank you for that! 7
Science & Nature / Re: Early April Astronomy Bulletin
« Last post by sam on April 12, 2021, 22:01 »Yes, you should be panicking since you might still be alive!
I leave the kid to sort it.
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Broadband, Networking, PC Security, Internet & ISPs / Re: Changing my AV
« Last post by sam on April 12, 2021, 22:01 »Very much so. It flashed up a warning regarding regular emails I receive from a website that offers ridiculously cheap deals. I've been very tempted to buy from them but fortunately I've resisted.Kaspersky has been happy enough with the emails.
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Broadband, Networking, PC Security, Internet & ISPs / Re: Changing my AV
« Last post by Clive on April 11, 2021, 20:28 »Very much so. It flashed up a warning regarding regular emails I receive from a website that offers ridiculously cheap deals. I've been very tempted to buy from them but fortunately I've resisted. Kaspersky has been happy enough with the emails.
Kaspersky has been happy enough with the emails. 10
Science & Nature / Re: Early April Astronomy Bulletin
« Last post by Clive on April 11, 2021, 20:23 »Yes, you should be panicking since you might still be alive! 