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The Laughter Zone / Re: A Rugby Man
« Last post by Simon on March 24, 2019, 18:22 »
Recycling at its best!   ;D
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Today's Chuckle
« Last post by Simon on March 24, 2019, 18:21 »
 ;D
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The Laughter Zone / Today's Chuckle
« Last post by Clive on March 24, 2019, 17:59 »
A blonde began a job as an elementary school teaching assistant, and
she was eager to help. One day during games she noticed a boy standing
by himself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids
enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
Sandy approached and asked if he was all right.
The boy said he was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the
boy was in the same spot, still by himself.
She felt so sorry for the young lad, all on his own.  Approaching
again, Sandy said, 'Would you like me to be your friend?'
The boy hesitated, then said, 'Okay', looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, 'Why are you
standing here alone?'
'Because,' the little boy said with great exasperation,



'I'm the bloody goalkeeper!'
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The Laughter Zone / A Rugby Man
« Last post by Clive on March 24, 2019, 17:46 »
A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as real Rugby player. They start to talk and eventually go back to his place.

 

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

 

"What's that for?" the lady questions.

 

"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."

 

Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.

 

'What's that ?' the lady questions again.

 

"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV."

 

Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

 

The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"

 

The man replies: "No, no...!!! Calm down...!!!

 

It will say ADIDAS in a minute."
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Coded Message...
« Last post by Den on March 24, 2019, 15:34 »
 :facepalm:
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The Laughter Zone / Re: The Wedding
« Last post by Den on March 24, 2019, 15:34 »
 ;D
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The Laughter Zone / Re: The Wedding
« Last post by Simon on March 24, 2019, 13:15 »
 :laugh:
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The Laughter Zone / The Wedding
« Last post by Clive on March 24, 2019, 10:20 »
A father texts his son:

"My Dear Son,

Today is a day you will treasure for all the  days of your life.

My best love and good wishes.

Your Father."

 

His Son texts back:

"Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn't actually until  tomorrow!"

 

His Father replies:

"I know."
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Coded Message...
« Last post by Simon on March 23, 2019, 22:18 »
 ;D
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The Laughter Zone / Coded Message...
« Last post by Clive on March 23, 2019, 22:11 »
After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Kim Jong Un is still alive," Kim Jong Un himself decided to send Donald Trump a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

The Donald opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

 

370HSSV-0773H

The Donald was baffled, so he e-mailed it to the his aides who had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. None could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.

With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Marine Corps Intelligence for help.  Within a few seconds the Marine Corps cabled back with this reply, "Tell The President, he's holding the message upside down".
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