Hi- first of many posts here
im adam.

ill try and think up some blond jokes, the thing that puzzles me is im not a blond and im still as thick as blondes oh well

 

Its fine to take the P out of blondes but just dont try it with the brunettes  

Whats the matter Sondra are you  :chicken:  

oh and remember this "spitfire" you only take the mic out of brunettes here got it (go to general discussion and go on thick brunettes ) it s a bit better than this page !!

ADAM i know i dont own a pc and i dont know much about them niether (yet) but thats the whole point of learning is it not!

Thats a good attitude Sparkie, you are never too young or too old to learn something  

I didnt have a pc myself until about 3 years ago and didnt know anything about using them apart from playing a few games prior to that, I had never surfed the net or e mailed.
So at the ripe old age of 50 I got a secondhand P166 and with a little help from some friends, people on here and a lot of trial and error, I learned a bit each day and am still learning  

Indeed it is comforting to learn that even makers of self-assembly furniture have begun to cater for those unfortunate ladies who have sadly now become intellectually challenged through the well-meaning application of Hydrogen Peroxide derivatives.

keep ya  ass  bum to ya self , serenity

how did you get that one hooky ?

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He
studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighed,





 "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

lol that was a good joke