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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Rodders on December 04, 2018, 14:04
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Last night as we were watching telly I said to the wife, "You know what, you're the absolute double of Jennifer Anniston". She gave me a cheeky grin and said, "Really?" I said "Yes, sweetheart. She's 9 stone and you're 18".
I really appreciate everything the paramedics did last night. I'm in Ward 14, and would like some visitors please.
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Last night as we were watching telly I said to the wife, "You know what, you're the absolute double of Jennifer Anniston". She gave me a cheeky grin and said, "Really?" I said "Yes, sweetheart. She's 9 stone and you're 18".
I really appreciate everything the paramedics did last night. I'm in Ward 14, and would like some visitors please.
;D Don't think i'll be borrowing that one for home use.
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;D Don't think i'll be borrowing that one for home use.
If you do I will come to your funeral :laugh:
If I do it your invited to mine :crazy:
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:devil: Love it!
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If you do I will come to your funeral :laugh:
If I do it your invited to mine :crazy:
Tell you what, you go first Davy and we'll see how it plays out ;D
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Tell you what, you go first Davy and we'll see how it plays out ;D
Im not suicidal yet :laugh:
I made the comment just once about a dress being a little tight :facepalm:
She didnt speak for 2 weeks :cry:
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I think you got off very lightly Davy. :laugh: