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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Den on December 11, 2023, 20:18

Title: Cop on a horse.
Post by: Den on December 11, 2023, 20:18

A cop on a horse stops a little girl riding on a bike.

"Did father Christmas bring you that bike?" he asks.

"yes," replies the little girl.

"Well tell him to put a reflector light on it for you next year."

He fines her £5.

The little girl looks up at the cop and says:

"Nice horse you've got there, did Father Christmas bring you that?"

The cop smiles and replies:

"He certainly did."

"Well," says the little girl.

"Next year tell him that the prick goes under the horse and not on top of it."    :ithank:

Title: Re: Cop on a horse.
Post by: Simon on December 11, 2023, 21:13

 ;D

Title: Re: Cop on a horse.
Post by: Clive on December 12, 2023, 11:06

Wow!  That's brilliant!   ;D