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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Rodders on December 04, 2018, 14:04

Title: Unfriendly
Post by: Rodders on December 04, 2018, 14:04

Last night as we were watching telly I said to the wife, "You know what, you're the absolute double of Jennifer Anniston".  She gave me a cheeky grin and said, "Really?"  I said "Yes, sweetheart.  She's 9 stone and you're 18".

I really appreciate everything the paramedics did last night.  I'm in Ward 14, and would like some visitors please.

Title: Re: Unfriendly
Post by: daveeb on December 04, 2018, 15:20

Quote from: Rodders on December 04, 2018, 14:04

Last night as we were watching telly I said to the wife, "You know what, you're the absolute double of Jennifer Anniston".  She gave me a cheeky grin and said, "Really?"  I said "Yes, sweetheart.  She's 9 stone and you're 18".

I really appreciate everything the paramedics did last night.  I'm in Ward 14, and would like some visitors please.

;D Don't think i'll be borrowing that one for home use.

Title: Re: Unfriendly
Post by: davy51 on December 04, 2018, 22:30

Quote from: daveeb on December 04, 2018, 15:20

;D Don't think i'll be borrowing that one for home use.

If you do I will come to your funeral :laugh:

If I do it your invited to mine :crazy:

Title: Re: Unfriendly
Post by: Clive on December 05, 2018, 09:04

 :devil:  Love it!

Title: Re: Unfriendly
Post by: daveeb on December 05, 2018, 13:27

Quote from: davy51 on December 04, 2018, 22:30

If you do I will come to your funeral :laugh:

If I do it your invited to mine :crazy:

Tell you what, you go first Davy and we'll see how it plays out  ;D

Title: Re: Unfriendly
Post by: davy51 on December 05, 2018, 13:37

Quote from: daveeb on December 05, 2018, 13:27

Tell you what, you go first Davy and we'll see how it plays out  ;D

Im not suicidal yet :laugh:
I made the comment just once about a dress being a little tight :facepalm:
She didnt speak for 2 weeks :cry:

Title: Re: Unfriendly
Post by: Clive on December 05, 2018, 18:14

I think you got off very lightly Davy.   :laugh: