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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Michelle on March 12, 2005, 21:03

Title: The Chav Test
Post by: Michelle on March 12, 2005, 21:03
Whats your Chav rating ?


http://www.getlippy.com/play/quizzes/chavquiz/

:lol:

Potential chav
You are 31 % chav
 
 Do you find yourself reaching for the hair gel in the morning instead of your straighteners? Does the thought of your man in gold chains and sovereigns get you all hot under the collar? You've still got a fair way to go yet but there's definately something of the chav in you and who knows, carry on the way you're going and one day you might even be able to show Brian Harvey a thing or two.  
 

oooooooohnooooooo it was the pot noodle that did it! :lol:
Title: The Chav Test
Post by: Simon on March 12, 2005, 21:20
Wannabe chav  :pmsl:

You are 15 % chav  :horror:

   You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.
Title: The Chav Test
Post by: Clive on March 12, 2005, 22:11
Oh bugger!  I've been sprung!   :laugh:  :laugh:   :laugh:  

Potential chav
You are 31 % chav
 
 Do you find yourself reaching for the hair gel in the morning instead of your straighteners? Does the thought of your man in gold chains and sovereigns get you all hot under the collar? You've still got a fair way to go yet but there's definately something of the chav in you and who knows, carry on the way you're going and one day you might even be able to show Brian Harvey a thing or two.
Title: The Chav Test
Post by: Camstop on March 12, 2005, 23:00
Wannabe chav



You are 3 % chav



   You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.


I didn't think i'd get in the gang  :dunce:
Title: The Chav Test
Post by: Michelle on March 13, 2005, 22:37
What!! Cammy must have cheated!  :P


I can see clive in all his gold jewellery and his trackie bottoms now  :laugh:
Title: The Chav Test
Post by: Clive on March 13, 2005, 23:16
You got the gold jewellery wrong Michelle but I couldn't possibly comment about the track suit bottoms!!  :laugh:
Title: The Chav Test
Post by: sam on March 14, 2005, 00:11
Wannabe chav
You are 10 % chav
   You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

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clive, so what is the localism for chav in wales then?
Title: The Chav Test
Post by: Clive on March 14, 2005, 08:07
Possibly a Clive.   :laugh:
Title: The Chav Test
Post by: Serenity on March 14, 2005, 08:11
Quote from: "sam"

so what is the localism for chav in wales then?


D*ckeds Sam   :mrgreen:   :heehee:



Wannabe chav
You are 15 % chav   :horror:
 
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade  (thank god  :roll:  )  :laugh:
 


Errmm.... WHAT is a Croydon facelift  :rtfm:   :dunce:   ( I lead a sheltered life you know  8)  )
Title: The Chav Test
Post by: sam on March 14, 2005, 09:08
thats harsh... calling clive a d*ckhead! hehe  :twisted:

i agree though - they are all a bunch of d*ckheads
Title: The Chav Test
Post by: Michelle on March 14, 2005, 21:22
I dunno what a croydon facelift is - and I live in croydon.

(well outskirts now)
Title: The Chav Test
Post by: Clive on March 14, 2005, 22:21
All is revealed!   :laugh:

http://tinyurl.com/5mjdx
Title: The Chav Test
Post by: Simon on March 14, 2005, 22:33
:pmsl:  Has anyone seen the TV series 'Driving Mum And Dad Mad'?  It's one of those programs about badly behaved kids, but the parents are, in some cases, worse, and there is actually a real life Waynetta Slob featured!
Title: The Chav Test
Post by: Tony on March 30, 2005, 15:19
I also got 15%...........for cammy to get 3% I  reckon he must have lied about visiting a Little Chef....Blackpool  Pleasure Beach......and not using a darker lip liner   :scoot:  :grin:
Title: The Chav Test
Post by: Tony on March 30, 2005, 15:26
Quote from: "Simon"
:pmsl:  Has anyone seen the TV series 'Driving Mum And Dad Mad'?  


I've been known to watch crap on TV.................but I draw the line at watching total failures humiliating themselves  :devil:
Title: The Chav Test
Post by: Camstop on March 30, 2005, 16:37
Quote from: "Tony"
I also got 15%...........for cammy to get 3% I  reckon he must have lied about visiting a Little Chef....Blackpool  Pleasure Beach......and not using a darker lip liner   :scoot:  :grin:



Well i've been to Blackpool but it aint on my top 100 places to visit ever again  :twisted:


And i may have tasted the delights of "Little chef" a very long time ago  :whistle:



Ohhh sh*t!!!   :damnit:


You got me on the  lip liner  :tongue:  :tongue:  :bartmoon:  :grin:
Title: The Chav Test
Post by: mistybear on May 01, 2006, 17:07
Quote from: Serenity
Quote from: "sam"

so what is the localism for chav in wales then?


D*ckeds Sam   :mrgreen:   :heehee:


Funny, that's what they call them in Australia too.

Usually preceeded by F......
Title: The Chav Test
Post by: Simon on May 01, 2006, 18:35
What... Fickheads?
Title: The Chav Test
Post by: mistybear on May 02, 2006, 02:33
They're Fick alright. :laugh:


Or was it Ficking D...heads. :shock: