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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on August 25, 2005, 13:38

Title: Today's Stock Market Report:
Post by: Clive on August 25, 2005, 13:38

Helium was up

Feathers were down

Paper was stationary

Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading

Knives were up sharply

Cows steered into a bull market

Pencils lost a few points

Hiking equipment was trailing

Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline

Weights were up in heavy trading

Light switches were off

Mining equipment hit rock bottom

Diapers remain unchanged

Shipping lines stayed at an even keel

The market for raisins dried up

Coca Cola fizzled

Caterpillar stock inched up a bit

Sun peaked at midday

Balloon prices were inflated

And, Scott Tissue touched a new bottom!

Title: Today's Stock Market Report:
Post by: Camstop on August 25, 2005, 15:11

:pmsl:  That cheered me up  :D