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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on September 25, 2005, 08:51
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Hail: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a
collision.
Reply: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to
avoid a collision.
Hail: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR
course.
Reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Hail: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A
LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE
NOW!
Reply: This is a lighthouse... Your call.