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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on December 02, 2005, 10:21

Title: How To Install A Poor-Man's Home Security System...
Post by: Clive on December 02, 2005, 10:21
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ? a really big pair.

Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammunition.

Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog dish.

Leave a note on your front door that says something like 'Bubba, BIG Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in ½ an hour. Don't disturb the Pit bulls, they've just been wormed'.