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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on December 05, 2005, 19:22

Title: Symptoms Of The Bird Flu
Post by: Clive on December 05, 2005, 19:22

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.

If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to sh*t on someone's windshield.

Title: Symptoms Of The Bird Flu
Post by: Simon on December 05, 2005, 20:32

I think I've got bird flu.  This afternoon, I started talking bo||ocks, and couldn't park the car!   :laugh:

Title: Symptoms Of The Bird Flu
Post by: Sandra on December 05, 2005, 20:57

No Simon, youre ok.

Thats called just being a typical male  :P

Title: Symptoms Of The Bird Flu
Post by: sam on December 05, 2005, 21:05

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6. An irresistible urge to sh*t on someone's windshield.

clive - isnt that what you do all the time?

Title: Symptoms Of The Bird Flu
Post by: Simon on December 05, 2005, 22:03

Quote from: "Sandra"

No Simon, youre ok.

Thats called just being a typical male  :P

Who rattled your cage?   :P  :laugh:

Title: Symptoms Of The Bird Flu
Post by: Clive on December 05, 2005, 22:22

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6. An irresistible urge to sh*t on someone's windshield.

clive - isnt that what you do all the time?

My passengers usually do that when they experience my driving.   :lol:

Title: Symptoms Of The Bird Flu
Post by: Sandra on December 06, 2005, 00:02

Quote from: "Simon"

Who rattled your cage?   :P  :laugh:

Thats in the wrong place Simon, the Faraday sculpture is in anither thread   :)

Title: Symptoms Of The Bird Flu
Post by: sam on December 06, 2005, 08:32

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My passengers usually do that when they experience my driving.

yes (I speak from experience!) and so do those kids you hit and land on your windshield!

Title: Symptoms Of The Bird Flu
Post by: Clive on December 06, 2005, 12:59

Is it my fault they were trying to admire my white leather upholstery???

Title: Symptoms Of The Bird Flu
Post by: sam on December 06, 2005, 13:37

... well its brown now!  :o

Title: Symptoms Of The Bird Flu
Post by: Simon on December 06, 2005, 18:10

:pmsl: