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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Rodders on December 30, 2005, 09:58

Title: A Quick One
Post by: Rodders on December 30, 2005, 09:58

A husband was in big  trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.  His wife told him, "Tomorrow there had better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."  The next morning the wife found a small package on the path.  She opened it and found a set of bathroom scales.

Funeral arrangements have been set for Monday.

Title: A Quick One
Post by: GillE on December 30, 2005, 10:23

:pmsl:

Title: A Quick One
Post by: Simon on December 30, 2005, 11:32

Ditto!  :grin: