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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Simon on April 12, 2006, 20:25

Title: Bathtub
Post by: Simon on April 12, 2006, 20:25

During a visit to a mental hospital, a visitor asked the Director what
 the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be
 institutionalized.

 "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub; then we offer a
 teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
 empty the bathtub."

 "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
 bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

 "No," said the Director, "a normal person would pull the plug. Do you
 want a bed by the wall or near the window?"

Title: Bathtub
Post by: Clive on April 12, 2006, 20:44

An oldie but goodie!   :laugh:

Title: Bathtub
Post by: Simon on April 12, 2006, 20:45

Is it?  I hadn't heard it before!  :laugh: