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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Serenity on April 24, 2006, 11:04

Title: Formula 1
Post by: Serenity on April 24, 2006, 11:04

Formula 1 Team sacked its entire pit crew yesterday. The  
 
Announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK
  
Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from
  
Liverpool.
 
  
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
  
Unemployed youths from Liverpool area were able to remove a set of
  
Wheels in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas
 
Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in eight seconds with millions Of euros

worth of high tech equipment.
  
Prime Minister Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move
  
By the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international
  
Recognition of the UK under New Labour. As most races are won and lost
 
In the pits, Ferrari now have the advantage over every team.
 
However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for. At the
 
Crew's' first practice session the Liverpool pit crew successfully

Changed the tyres in under six seconds, but within 12 seconds they had
 
Re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren Team for
 
Eight bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and some photos of Coulthard's
 
Bird in the shower..............



 :mrgreen:

Title: Formula 1
Post by: Camstop on April 24, 2006, 11:16

:pmsl:  Good one Serenity  :D

Title: Formula 1
Post by: sam on April 24, 2006, 12:06

lol

Title: Formula 1
Post by: Mac on April 25, 2006, 12:36

Probably as good a reason to demolish Liverpool as any other I can think of.

When they had a look at the photo's of Coulthard's 'bird' they discovered that it was a canary.

Title: Formula 1
Post by: sam on April 25, 2006, 14:31

but Liverpool is legendary and the european capital of culture for 2008!

Title: You gotta be kidding!
Post by: Mac on April 25, 2006, 15:24

Quote from: "sam"

But Liverpool is legendary and the European capital of culture for 2008!

Culture?

Huh!  :roll:

Title: Formula 1
Post by: sam on April 25, 2006, 15:31

lots of it, lots of great music.